"I would not say such things if I were you!"

So I've come to the conclusion that my nursing career encourages/makes me cuss much more than I ever have before. Examples:

Patient was convinced that we had moved him out of his room when he was sleeping and proceeded to call the hospital operator and hospital security to come rescue him #!@*

Had to start new IVs on the same patient 2 shifts in a row because people wouldn't take care of the IV that the patient had %*#$

Patient's mother hovering over me when I washed my hands because the hand sanitizer "Just isn't good enough." *&#@

Not being able to get enough staff %*@#

Patients constantly pooping or being obsessed with needing to poop *#$@

People not helping out $!@*

Patients crashing for no apparent reason #@*$

Patients leaving the hospital and not being able to find them for hours and then finding out that they went home because they didn't feel like staying another night *@$#

Patients dying for no reason #$%*

Patients trying to punch, kick, and bite you and other staff members $#@!

I love my job, most days...