Monday, November 14, 2011

"Sheldor is AFK"

So, I've had a variety of interesting experiences with single wards, especially their fast and testimony meetings. I feel that some of the highlights of the past few need to be shared.

- A twenty-something balding boy compares him sharing his testimony to his character on World of Warcraft killing a dragon as equal celebrations of their gods.
- Another twenty-something boy giving the details of his mother's suicide attempt over the weekend
- Multiple people declaring that this is their last week in the ward because they're getting married "and it will happen for you, too."
- Many "I don't know where I'd be without my roommates"
- Young man telling about how much he loved his girlfriend
- Girl talking about how far away her parents are now that she moved away from home (they live 30 minutes away, at the most)

There are obviously other great ones that I may add later but I just wanted to share the insanity the single LDS people are forced to listen to at least once a month.