"Sheldor is AFK"

So, I've had a variety of interesting experiences with single wards, especially their fast and testimony meetings. I feel that some of the highlights of the past few need to be shared.

- A twenty-something balding boy compares him sharing his testimony to his character on World of Warcraft killing a dragon as equal celebrations of their gods.
- Another twenty-something boy giving the details of his mother's suicide attempt over the weekend
- Multiple people declaring that this is their last week in the ward because they're getting married "and it will happen for you, too."
- Many "I don't know where I'd be without my roommates"
- Young man telling about how much he loved his girlfriend
- Girl talking about how far away her parents are now that she moved away from home (they live 30 minutes away, at the most)

There are obviously other great ones that I may add later but I just wanted to share the insanity the single LDS people are forced to listen to at least once a month.

"What do you mean you don't know?" "I don't know!"

I am a child of television and movies. This has become more evident as I've gotten older even as I've tried to be a grown up. One of the things I've always wanted to do is to try a wider variety of foods but I never knew what to try. Thanks to my love of television and movies, I had good, solid information on what to try.

First Incidence:

So a couple of years ago, my roommate wanted to go out and try indian food. Not ever having tried it, I wasn't sure what to order until I remembered this movie clip. (Just watch until 5:55, I couldn't find just the clip)

If any of you haven't tried indian food, the chicken tikka masala is a nice dish to try first. It's delicious!

Second Incidence:

At work, we decided to order thai food. Once again, I resorted to my television knowledge to decide what to order.

Pad Thai No Peanut
(Follow the link, I couldn't embed it)

Needless to say, pad thai is my go-to thai food dish.

Thank you for helping me choose, TV. May your guidance continue in the future.

"Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?"

So, I have had absolutely no motivation to blog, journal, write, etc. but I'm really trying to motivate my self. So you get my snarkiness.

Totally want this dude's job. Awesome!

Because what I'm looking for in a grown man is his dedication to his childhood superheroes expressed in his underwear choices.

So glad they finally put instructions on tissue paper! Because it's always so hard to figure out how to get the paper into the bag.

It's like a Hot Wheels car just not as cool. Mostly ridiculous.

Somehow I can see why these were 50% off. (Yes, in fact, they are plastic)

Hate to see what their definition of 'any' is.

I'm feeling some mixed messages. I'm so confused!

If you're taking the time to put something on your window, make sure it's spelled right. Especially when it's a thinly veiled insult for all you 'whimps' out there.

'Dating the Living Prophets?' Sounds awesome!

"Soylent Green is people!"

And now, I leave you with some eye candy.

(As a side note, when I took this, there was still snow on the ground, it was about 20 degrees outside and I had to pull off my gloves in order to catch this guy in all his Spandexed glory)

Enjoy until I get motivated to blog again.

"Don't Put Twinkies on Your Pizza"

Conversation with my mom:

"Hey Sharee. How's it going?"

"Good. Not much going on. You?"

"Pretty good. How have you been eating?"

"Decent you know. Only going out once or twice a week."

"That's good. You know it's tempting to always eat out when you're on you own."

"I know, I'm trying to do better."

"Good. You'll have to show us some of your recipes next time you're home."

"Okay, bye Mom."

"Bye, Sharee."

I'm in big trouble next time I'm home.