"It should be something... wonderfully random"

Because that's definitely the best place to put your helmet when you're on your motorcycle

Is there a point to have this be pink when all it does is carry stuff through tubes at the bank?

Limited edition. Is that just a fancy way of saying that there's an expiration date?

Because I know that I need 2 license plates on the back of my car just to make sure that people really know where I'm from

I'm glad I trust my car to this 'buisess'

I don't know if I want to try this juice, it sounds dangerous

Last time I checked, it is NOT a good marketing choice to arrange your boots like the bodies of so many dead people. Shame Wal-Mart, shame.

Do you think we eat out enough at work?

And last but not least, I'm a little offended that "chances are low that someone has this combination of names."

I hope you enjoyed this "wonderfully random" post